arandomobject:

"I want a plus-sized princess!"

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"I want a princess who can’t sing!"

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"I want a princess who can fight!"

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"I want a non-traditional princess!"

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In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.

(via redfrogarmy)

dicktouching:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor

And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.

(via redfrogarmy)

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

(via thebeardoffriendship)

lesbiangrandmas:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

SOURCES
HERE

(via dailydoseosnark)

Trying to find a Halloween costume is reminding me of the line from “Mean Girls” where she describes Halloween costumes for girls as “an excuse to wear their underwear with animal ears” (paraphrase)

ARE THERE NO HALLOWEEN COSTUMES FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T WANT TO WANDER AROUND IN A BRA AND PANTIES???

WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR ME TO FIND A HALLOWEEN COSTUME?!?!?!?!

The problem is that the one I DO like only comes in a knee-length skirt, and unfortunately I have such a low body image I would never wear that.

And the OTHER costume I want to put together I KNOW would be too hot!

No question I’ve ever been asked has been easier to answer… apart perhaps from when my mum asked which of the Teletubbies I most liked. 

ivyarchive:

"I hate to tell you, Alice, but The Da Vinci Code is not a new book in the Bible. It’s just a story." (The Vicar of Dibley, The Handsome Stranger)

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