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March 2012

merisassy replied to your post: THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG~ YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COSMO! BEST CHARACTER EVER lol

COSMO!!! THANK YOU!!!

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wands and wings, floaty crowny things, really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod, obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake , large fries chocolate shakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah right!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3 <3 <3 <3!!!!! <3 M

haha! It is a good show when you’re in the right mood!!!

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THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG~ YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 M

^^ I like the guy fairy (I remember Wanda and… can’t remember his name……………………..)

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February 2012

EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.

riningear:

there-is-no-pumpkin:

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Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.

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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
 

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair  Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In.”

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Sexual Favors”

7. Finish All Your Sentences With “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”

8. Don’t Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party because You’re Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won! I Won!”

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling

“Run For Your Lives, They’re Loose!!”

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.”

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity….…

20. Copy this and Send an  E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..
It’s Called Therapy…

Source

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“more boobs” —West Collins (via eastcollins)
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