My father is watching a pre-recorded Doctor Who season 7 marathon and he just sent me this e-mail
He’ll never admit it, but he’s kind of in love with Rory.
What if those big gaps in between the Doctor’s visits were totally intentional so that, after the Ponds die, he can still go back and see them?
The Doctor, alone in the TARDIS once again, makes a stop on Earth. It’s another random festival, he hasn’t even looked at the clock. And all the shops he passes have these big displays and signs celebrating Parent’s Day (or Mother’s/Father’s Day). And he stops, thinking for a moment. Then, like a little child, gets all bouncy and happy and starts clapping like a retarded seal. Sometime in the Future or the Past Amy and Rory get ready for work. They open the door to leave, and see a huge mound of wrapped parcels absolutely covering their door. And behind it is the Doctor with this big 5-year-old grin, because for the first time in hundreds of years he has a family.
I’m really starting to wonder where this expression started…